Thursday, October 19, 2006

we made the movies bad

[dijalog između lorelai i christophera na početku sveže (7x04) epizode gilmore girls, as transcribed by yers truleh. all typoz, misspellingz 'n' shit... ignore it. ovako se televizija, sa pravom, ruga savremenom filmu:]

L: let me bottom-line it for you: snakes are gross. snakes are scary and slithery and do you know where snakes do not belong?
C: on a plane?
L: they do not belong on a plane!
C: it's not an ideal situation.
L: they do not belong anywhere except in cages, stuck in safes, buried deep, deep underground. i hate snakes!
C: so i'm gathering.
L: with their gross no legged bodies and their scaly, scaly skin and their wiggling and their hissing...
C: ok, lor, i respect your very valid feelings about snakes.
L: thank you.
C: but i have to say, we were fairly warned.
L: no! no! a movie should not just be its title! driving miss daisy does not all take place in the car! dances with wolves wasn't one long wolf dance! but this was nothing but snakes, snakes, relentless snakes, snakes on a plane, snakes, snakes, snakes on a plane!
C: this was our fifth bad movie in a row. it's gotta be some kinda record!
L: we've gotta face facts. movies have gotten bad.
C: unless it's our fault.
L: what?! no! we didn't make the bad movies.
C: no, we made the movies bad. think about it. we are the common factor.
L: oooooh!
C: all the movies - very different. different genres, different languages even.
L: [gasp]
C: we saw them in different theatres at different times. what do they all have in common?
L: they were all seen by us. WOW!
C: huh?
L: we can never see casablanca together. i mean, i'm very sorry. i don't care how much i love it, but i will not be responsible for ruining casablanca.

7 comments:

popkitchen said...

christopher is maca!

a@super|studio said...

luke is lukewarm.
chris is bliss.

luzerka i jadnica said...

još malo pa vas stižem. otvaram danas sezonu 6.

što se Snakes On A Plane tiče, trejler je bar smešan, ako ništa.

Anonymous said...

KOLIKO JA VOLIM OVU SERIJU!!!

Anonymous said...

sta, kris vam je bolji?...jao, ne znam...imala sam trenutke lomova na tu temu, luk ili kris, nemojte samo dodatno da me destabilizujete...ipak sam se odlucila za luka, pa, kao, nek' ide zivot...

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